Turn people into serial smokers
with damn good writing.

MAKE THEM REACH FOR A CIGARETTE AFTER READING YOUR STUFF

Is this you?

You write content, which mostly means rearranging words until they sound slightly less terrible.

You read your content, cringe and realize it’s just clichéd and painfully boring.

You write content but nobody reads it, let alone buys from you.

Each sentence reads like a dry, uninspired armpit, you end up writing “please buy now” and the whole process threatens your sanity.

Welcome to content creation.

Or, how about these weird symptoms: existential dread and the sudden urge to hide under your desk to eat Toast Skagen and feeling like…

  • Ugh, my writing reeks like 318-day-old milk

  • “Find your voice,” they said. I’ve been looking for three years and all I’ve found is disappointment. Tears. Hair loss. Vodka. 

  • Another launch, another deafening silence. Perfect. Maybe I should slit my wrists 

  • Writing isn’t fun anymore. It’s slowly typing your way through an identity crisis

  • Who the hell is this sterile, lifeless version of me? 

  • Why can’t I write cool, fun stuff like some people?

  • Is anyone out there? Hello? 

  • This sounds stupid. I’m stupid

  • I’m not funny… or original… or cool…

  • ‘Best regards.’ ‘Please buy now.’ ‘Welcome to my website…’ Really???

  • Why do I even bother? 

Writing doesn't have to feel like getting stabbed in the eye. With a plastic fork. Drenched in vodka. 

Writing doesn’t have to be terrible.

It can be enjoyable. Like wearing a top hat in a bath tub while eating a Toast Skagen.

You don’t have to be creative to write in ways that make people giggle, gush over and gobble up your stuff. 

You don’t have to isolate yourself in a cabin somewhere near but far from Lapland and start churning butter. 

You don’t have to procrastin-eat shrimp cocktails and self-torture every time you write.

It’s about learning how to write stuff that makes you giggle, so others do too.

And that’s what Writing That Kills Academy is all about.

Introducing: Writing That Kills Academy

The academy that’ll help you write stuff that makes you unignorable.

Because writing online doesn’t have to feel like a slow descent into madness.

And if you pull it off, it’s surprisingly profitable.

Inside, you’ll learn how to:

  1. Write a CV that make recruiters say: ‘I read every word’ (+ template. Valued at 2500€)

  2. Keep people entertained. And reading. And buying

  3. Sound way more interesting (once you see this, you can’t unsee it)

  4. Write cold emails that stand out and get replies. And projects (+ template. Valued at 3500€)

  5. Make anything you write instantly addictive using one simple trick (I call this The Holy Cow Method)

Stop sounding like a dry, uninspired armpit 

Before Writing That Kills Academy, students feel like their writing doesn’t show their personality. Instead, they’re stuck with words that are blah, forgettable and clichéd.

Afterwards, they have fun writing again. They know how to write fresh and original content. They know how to write emails that get opened, read, clicked. They learn how to write stuff that makes people beg to work with them and that makes readers go: ‘I read every word.’

This is why Writing That Kills Academy exists.

To make writing suck less. And, make it fun again. To stop pretending your personality died. And, even enjoy the process without wanting to scream into the void.

Most importantly? To turn all that creative writing into results. More sales. More subscribers. More fans. More of whatever it is you think will save you from this content apocalypse.

Make people go: ‘Damn, I wish I wrote that.”

I’ll show you entertaining and practical creative writing techniques that actually work, where I teach you how to turn generic, soul-sucking website copy, newsletters, Instagram captions, ads, cold emails and more into something that doesn’t make you want to vomit when writing. 

Inside Writing That Kills Academy, there are:

7 masterclasses. Cconsider these the 7 deadly writing sins. But used for good obviously.
Each one shows you a different writing technique. Nothing fancy. Just ways to make your words do what you meant them to. No theory. No lectures. Just technique. With clear and fun examples. 

Make anything you write addictive

These techniques can be applied to whatever you're writing. Be it your website, social media, cold emails, newsletters, CVs, bios, ads, love letters, last wills…

Make them beg for more

If you’ve ever wanted to be adored, desired and paid, this will do it. Not because they care. Because it works.

Turn people into serial smokers with a simple one-time payment of 333€

MAKE THEM REACH FOR A CIGARETTE AFTER CLICKING READING YOUR STUFF

Yes. You get a 14-day, 100% money-back guarantee.

FAQs

I’m a beginner writer. Will this work for me?

Yes. These techniques will make your writing more fun and memorable no matter what your experience level is.

Is this a copywriting course?

No. While I teach creative copywriting techniques, I don’t teach copywriting fundamentals.

What results can I expect?

Clearer, sharper, “cleverer” writing that gets you attention. And whatever else you want.

I’m not that unhinged. Will this still work for me?

Absolutely. I give you the writing techniques, you decide how far you’ll go. 

Do I have instant access and for a lifetime?

Yes and yes. 

What’s the format?

PDF files with clear examples of creative writing techniques you can apply immediately. 

How long does it take to go through?

Literally a lunch break. I told you. No fluff. Clear examples only.

Do I get a refund?

You get a 14-day money-back guarantee. No questions asked. 

About the instructor, Isabel

Who tells the best egg puns? And no googling. I’ll know.

People keep asking me if I lift and that’s outrageous. My biceps are byproducts of good honest farm work and writing copy that’s in grave need of a personality.

Because that’s what makes people giggle, gush over and gobble up your stuff.

To date, I’ve written articles for ELLE and worked with some of the coolest brands on earth. And it’s all thanks to one thing: my fun, creative writing style.

And now, I’m teaching you how to do the same. So you can write cool stuff and get whatever you want, too.

Turn people into serial smokers with
a simple payment plan of 111€/month

MAKE THEM REACH FOR A CIGARETTE AFTER READING YOUR STUFF