Write in ways that make people giggle, gush over and gobble up your stuff as if it was gabagool. That’s Italian cured meat in obnoxious. 

I also make butter. But that’s not for sale.

MAKE THEM GIGGLE, GUSH OVER & GOBBLE UP YOUR STUFF

Is this you?

You write content, which mostly means rearranging words until they sound slightly less terrible.

You read your content, cringe and realize it’s just cliché, tired and painfully boring.

Each sentence reads like a dry, uninspired armpit, you end up writing “please buy now” and the whole process threatens your sanity. Welcome to content creation.

You write content but nobody reads it, let alone buys from you.

Or, how about these weird symptoms: existential dread, the sudden urge to hide under your desk to eat Toast Skagen (the best) and feeling like…

  • Ugh, my writing reeks like 318-day-old milk

  • “Find your voice,” they said. I’ve been looking for three years and all I’ve found is disappointment. Tears. Hair loss. Vodka. 

  • Another launch, another deafening silence. Perfect. Maybe I should slit my wrists 

  • Writing isn’t fun anymore. It’s slowly typing your way through an identity crisis

  • Who the hell is this sterile, lifeless version of me? 

  • Welcome to Bland Town. Population: me

  • Why can’t I write cool, fun stuff like some people?

  • This sounds stupid. I’m stupid

  • I’m not funny… or original… or cool…

  • ‘Best regards.’ ‘Please buy now.’ ‘Welcome to my website…’ Really? What am I? A dry, uninspired armpit?

  • Why do I even bother? 

  • Maybe I should stop writing online before I embarrass myself

  • Standing out feels like screaming into a crowded room where everyone else is also screaming

Writing doesn't have to feel like getting stabbed in the eye. With a plastic fork. Drenched in vodka. 

Writing doesn’t have to be terrible. It can be enjoyable. Like wearing a top hat in a bath tub while eating a Toast Skagen.

You don’t have to be creative to write in ways that make people giggle, gush over and gobble up your stuff. 

You don’t have to isolate yourself in a cabin somewhere near but far from Lapland and start churning butter. 

You don’t have to procrastin-eat shrimp cocktails and self-torture every time you write.

It’s about learning how to write stuff that makes you giggle, so others do too.

And that’s what the Writing That Kills Academy is all about.

Presenting the Writing That Kills Academy

The academy that’ll help you write stuff that makes people giggle, gush over and gobble up your stuff.

Because writing online doesn’t have to feel like a slow descent into madness. And if you pull it off, it’s surprisingly profitable.

Inside, you’ll learn how to:

  1. Make anything you write more fun. Ads, cold emails, newsletters, your website, socials… Even if the topic is boring. And even if you don’t consider yourself creative

  2. Write funny cold emails that get replies, projects and money

  3. Create a CV that makes people say: ‘I read every word’

  4. Write a bio that makes people beg to work with you

  5. Make anything you write instantly addictive using this one simple trick. It works on newsletters, socials, ads, even on your website 

  6. Make people actually read what you write instead of skimming it while dissociating

Stop sounding like a dry, uninspired armpit 

Before Writing That Kills Academy, students feel like their writing doesn’t show their personality. Instead, they’re stuck with words that are blah, forgettable, clichéd and limp.

Afterwards, they have fun writing again. They know how to write fresh and original content. They know how to write emails that get opened, read, clicked. They learn how to write stuff that makes people beg to work with them and that makes readers go: ‘I read every word.’

This is why the Writing That Kills Academy exists.

To make writing suck less. And, make it fun again. To stop pretending your personality died. And, even enjoy the process without wanting to scream into the void.

Most importantly? To turn all that creative writing into results. More sales. More subscribers. More fans. More of whatever it is you think will save you from this content apocalypse.

Make people go: ‘Damn, I wish I wrote that.”

I’ll show you only entertaining, surprisingly practical creative writing techniques that actually work, where I teach you how to turn generic, soul-sucking website copy, newsletters, Instagram captions, ads, cold emails and more into something that doesn’t make you vomit when writing. 

You’ll get to see a parade of examples, where I show you how to write in a fun, original, fresh and creative way, using a handful of creative writing techniques you can start applying immediately. 

Inside Writing That Kills Academy, there are:

x masterclasses. Each one shows you a different writing technique. Nothing fancy. Just ways to make your words do what you meant them to. No theory. No lectures. Just technique. Clear and fun examples. 

Since this is a writing course, you'll be shocked to learn… we do a lot of writing. Groundbreaking, I know.

Each masterclass is filled with examples. Many, many examples on how to: 

Make it funny.
Make it addictive.
Make it crawl under their skin.
Make it recognizable.
Make it unforgettable.
Make it original.
Make it fresh.
Make it fascinating. 

Make anything you write addictive

These techniques can be applied to whatever you're writing. Be it your website, social media, cold emails, newsletters, CVs, bios, ads, love letters, last wills…

Make them beg for more

If you’ve ever wanted to be adored, desired and paid, this will do it. Not because they care. Because it works.

Make them giggle, gush over and gobble up your stuff with a simple one-time payment. 

MAKE THEM GIGGLE, GUSH OVER & GOBBLE UP YOUR STUFF

Yes. You get a 14-day, 100% money-back guarantee.

FAQs

I’m not that unhinged. Will this still work for me?

Absolutely. I give you the writing techniques, you decide how far you’ll go. 

Do I have instant access and for a lifetime?

Yes and yes. 

What’s the format?

PDF files with plenty of examples of creative writing techniques you can apply immediately.  

Do I get a refund?

You get a 14-day money-back guarantee. No questions asked. 

About the instructor, Isabel

Who tells the best egg puns? And no googling. I’ll know.

The name’s Isabel. Pronounced Is-a-bel, not Ice-Oh-Bell.

Believe it or not, this needs clarification.

People keep asking me if I lift and that’s outrageous. My biceps are byproducts of good honest farm work and writing copy that’s in grave need of a personality.

Because that’s what makes people giggle, gush over and gobble up your stuff.

To date, I’ve written articles for ELLE, worked with cool startups on their copy and landed multiple projects using one thing: my fun, creative writing style. And now, I’m teaching you how to do the same.

Make them giggle, gush over and gobble up your stuff with a simple payment plan.

MAKE THEM GIGGLE, GUSH OVER & GOBBLE UP YOUR STUFF